totally not a shounen-ai

mitchellthespaceman:

Miles posted a picture of himself on Facebook today and is it me or did that boy get taller and skinnier like damn you’re looking good Miles I like the haircut too

(via miles-ebooks)

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

(via docot)

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

(via passthecocaine)

internetexplorers:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I have found my true love, everyone is invited to our wedding

the wedding is off :( 

i cant believe u ate your fucking fiance u monster

(via fooboo24)

lonelywhiteasian:

i asked my dad for a text post idea and he said “how about telling them to stop wasting their lives on a menial blogging site and get a job”